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May 29th, 2013, 1:53 pm

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I was getting changed because we were about to go see Derren Brown Live. Just so you know. I don't get changed in the lavvy's for the thrill of it.

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Reply H0lyhandgrenade, May 29th, 2013, 1:53 pm

I loved the mothers switch from fury to sobbing... But I never found out what was wrong with the toilet so he couldn't flush it. I'll presume there was a decapitated human head in the bog or something which was clogging up the water, but I probably should have checked.

See y'all soon.

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Reply Charlotte Potter, May 29th, 2013, 2:11 pm

I never could have predicted that outcome. O_o

Reply The_Hankerchief, May 29th, 2013, 3:38 pm

@H0lyhandgrenade: It must have been a turd of tremendous volume

And dat H0ly. (Bites lip)

Reply Annabeld, May 29th, 2013, 3:42 pm

She was actually crying??

Reply A. R. Valentina, May 29th, 2013, 6:05 pm

Maybe it was one of them fancy "automatic" flushing toilets like they have at Wal*mart. They don't have handles and flush themselves when you get up. There is a little button thing you can push if it doesn't do it on it's own, but it's actually pretty hard to miss. =|

I dunno... Still weird.

Reply Ddraigeneth, May 29th, 2013, 9:13 pm

"Decapitated human head." Must've been.

My cousin used to be terrified to flush the toilet, because it as so loud. She ran away from the automatic ones as fast as she could.

Reply chocojuju, May 30th, 2013, 12:10 am

This was perfect.

Reply chaos-of-vinnie, May 31st, 2013, 2:24 pm

Lol always check before you have a go at someone XD
You went to see Darren Brown JEALOUS he's so awesome! :D

Reply karinchan, June 12th, 2013, 10:25 pm

I bet there was a dead rat in the toilet.
city toilets...

Reply Kyourin (Guest), June 12th, 2013, 10:53 pm

Maybe she was crying for yelling at her son? Or maybe the toilet was some kind of breaking point? 8\ Did they hear you stay in the stall? That would've been awkward.

Reply Paul (Guest), July 24th, 2013, 2:47 am

One time I was in a shop and the 'lady' customer at the counter had a toddler who was grizzling. Worst thing I ever overheard.

"If you don't shut up I'm slamming your hand in the door when we get home!"

I was in my teens and not at all confident. Now I wish I'd confronted her about it, despite the fact that it looked like she could break me in half without trying.

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